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OFFKEY

Jokes, doodles, questionable art

The Tavern.

pull up a stool. the jokes are bad on purpose (mostly).

  • Joke of the day

    I'm not off-key. I'm in a key that hasn't been discovered yet.

On the wall tonight

  • Writers

    My novel has a twist ending. I haven't written the middle, so it's a surprise to me too.

  • Writers

    Writer's block is when your characters stop texting back.

  • Artists

    My sketchbook is 90% hands I gave up on.

  • Musicians

    I tried to play in tune once. The band staged an intervention.

  • Artists

    Artist's block is just your canvas playing hard to get.

  • Night owls

    I don't procrastinate. I let my ideas marinate. For eleven months.

The best jokes end up on a tee.

Every so often a Tavern joke or doodle becomes a limited print. If it is yours, you get credit on the product page, and we always ask before we print.

Got jokes? Got doodles?

Guild members can apply to post in the Tavern. Keep it original and keep it kind: punch up, not down. Everything gets a quick look before it hits the wall.